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Who is Geese Witherspoon?
Once upon a time in the tiny but mighty town of Austin, Arkansas, there lived a goose of extraordinary taste, questionable patience, and unmatched dramatic flair. Her name was Geese Witherspoon. She had been lovingly gifted to Rachel, the owner of Gurdy’s LLC, and quickly rose through the ranks from “decorative porch waterfowl” to “Chief Diva & Alfredo Quality Control Specialist.” Inside Gurdy’s, she lived among fellow geese—most notably Gurdy herself—where they thrived o
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